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'Are you counting sheep again?'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"No one rides off into me anymore."

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

Weathervanes.

'No luggage.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."

Counting Sheep

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

'Leading the pack, fighting contenders, it was too stressful: I gave it up and became a lone wolf...'

"I like sad songs."

"Far out, man."

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

Lone traveller is befriended by tourist from hell.

I wandered lonely as a cloud in the shape of an insufferable jerk no one could stand to be around.

Think / Don't think signs.

'I have no idea who he is, I like to keep myself to myself.'

Natural Regeneration Area / Que Sera Sera.

Random things I miss: Deciding on a holiday

Ernie's carrying a clock out to his rose garden! Yeah, he's taking time to smell the flowers!

'It just turned tomorrow.'

'Hey,COOL headphones buddy'

'Apparently it was only his fear of heights that stopped him from jumping.'

In the rain a country gent tells his sporting friend from town that they will have a lovely day because the frost has gone