Restless Wanderer Gifts

'Are you counting sheep again?'

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

Weathervanes.

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

'No luggage.'

"No one rides off into me anymore."

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

Counting Sheep

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

'Leading the pack, fighting contenders, it was too stressful: I gave it up and became a lone wolf...'

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

"Far out, man."

"I like sad songs."

I wandered lonely as a cloud in the shape of an insufferable jerk no one could stand to be around.

Lone traveller is befriended by tourist from hell.

Think / Don't think signs.

'I have no idea who he is, I like to keep myself to myself.'

Natural Regeneration Area / Que Sera Sera.

Random things I miss: Deciding on a holiday

In the rain a country gent tells his sporting friend from town that they will have a lovely day because the frost has gone

Mad or Noamd.

'Apparently it was only his fear of heights that stopped him from jumping.'

'Hey,COOL headphones buddy'

'It just turned tomorrow.'