Forgetful Wanderer Gifts

"We're one hundred and seventy six million light years from home and now you decide to tell me..."

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

Aging Support Group

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"Forgotten anything?"

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Belated Birthday Cards

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

'You've left your laptop at the office.' - 'Why didn't you tell me before I left?' - 'Great... an extra hour of pointlessness to round off my day...' - 'You've left your power supply at the office.' - 'Right.'