Forgetful Adventurers Gifts

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Forgotten anything?"

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

'Which arrow points to my office?'

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

Castaway with a tennis court.

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

"Ice rink"

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

'The ironic part is, I'm sure I left the bathtub running.'

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'