Reminiscing Adventurer Gifts

"I remember you vividly in preschool, when you played the earth and I starred as the sun."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Man propelled by love

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

Do it!

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"Forgotten anything?"

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

Floating Dragon

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

Scary Face at Window

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

"When your father was your age, he saw a tiny spider in that cave and made a wee-wee in his pants."

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

"The British are probably coming, but it's been a busy week and they aren't feeling a hundred per cent and they'll text later."

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'