Archive Adventurer Gifts

Bygones

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"I'm after the history section."

"The subwoofers really help."

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Alphabet soup

Universe of reading

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

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