Analog Adventurer Gifts

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

I dunno, whadda you wanna do offline?

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Guitar Man.

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Edison invents the personal stereo

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"The subwoofers really help."

Joe Henry

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

Frank Zappa

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

The early days of tofurkey.

"Sir, one of the floor models is turning off customers, and I think it's doing it on purpose."

Recording Studio

Arcarde Patrol

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'