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'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Guitar Man.

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"The subwoofers really help."

Joe Henry

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

Arcarde Patrol

The early days of tofurkey.

Recording Studio

"Sir, one of the floor models is turning off customers, and I think it's doing it on purpose."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"The abominable algorithm"

'If we get separated, meet me back here.'