Automation Adventurers Gifts

I'm not a rabbit

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

Meet the new factory manager.

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"AI tsumoney"

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center