Experimental Adventurer Gifts

At last the professor had succeded in crossing a frog with a cat.

'If we get separated, meet me back here.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

Meet the new factory manager.

"Eureka! Details to follow."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

I love Science.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

Dr. Peabody took on the most challenging research projects.