Existential Adventurer Gifts

'Leaving the state of 'being'; entering the great state of 'nothingness'.'

"He Does Have A Point."

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

Life.

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"You ask me the meaning of life? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE MEANING OF LIFE!"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Chiller Theatre

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

How am I abducting?

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Needs to get a life"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Pastorius wonders why.

A surprise in heaven

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"Is this who I am?"

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

Halo Frisbee.

"Nihilistic customer service"

"But what if this is all there is?"