Existential Explorers Gifts

Looking for a gift for the existential explorer? Our collection features witty and thought-provoking designs that inspire deep thoughts and philosophical musings. Ideal for those who love to question, reflect, and explore life's big mysteries, these products add a creative touch to their everyday routine. Whether it's for a thoughtful gift or a personal treat, find something that sparks curiosity and celebrates the wonder of existence.

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'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.' mockup

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

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"Oh, darn, and just as I was beginning to take charge of my life."

"Oh, darn, and just as I was beginning to take charge of my life." mockup

"Oh, darn, and just as I was beginning to take charge of my life."

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'The burden I can bear, but the constant rotation makes me dizzy.'

'The burden I can bear, but the constant rotation makes me dizzy.' mockup

'The burden I can bear, but the constant rotation makes me dizzy.'

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"In existential philosophical news, today's surge in somethingness offset yesterday's decline in nothingness...."

"In existential philosophical news, today's surge in somethingness offset yesterday's decline in nothingness...." mockup

"In existential philosophical news, today's surge in somethingness offset yesterday's decline in nothingness...."

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'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!' mockup

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

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'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?' mockup

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

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'So, I told him, 'Reality is for people who can't handle drugs'.'

'So, I told him, 'Reality is for people who can't handle drugs'.' mockup

'So, I told him, 'Reality is for people who can't handle drugs'.'

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"Have you considered laughing into the abyss?"

"Have you considered laughing into the abyss?" mockup

"Have you considered laughing into the abyss?"

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"I think you've got the wrong person - I'm an atheist."

"I think you've got the wrong person - I'm an atheist." mockup

"I think you've got the wrong person - I'm an atheist."

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Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life. mockup

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

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'I think therefore I'm a man in a cow suit!'

'I think therefore I'm a man in a cow suit!' mockup

'I think therefore I'm a man in a cow suit!'

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Directional sign: beyond redemption, beneath contempt.

Directional sign: beyond redemption, beneath contempt. mockup

Directional sign: beyond redemption, beneath contempt.

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Some owls aren't content just knowing who.

Some owls aren't content just knowing who. mockup

Some owls aren't content just knowing who.

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"Do you ever get the feeling that we live in a world where...where...?"

"Do you ever get the feeling that we live in a world where...where...?" mockup

"Do you ever get the feeling that we live in a world where...where...?"

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"I'm learning to live with existence." mockup

"I'm learning to live with existence."

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Existential Dreidel

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"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!" mockup

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

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"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be." mockup

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

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"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!" mockup

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

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"What is this endless series of meaningless experiences trying to teach me?"

"What is this endless series of meaningless experiences trying to teach me?" mockup

"What is this endless series of meaningless experiences trying to teach me?"

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"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are." mockup

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

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"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics." mockup

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

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"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144." mockup

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

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Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website. mockup

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

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Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach." mockup

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

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"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf." mockup

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

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"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong." mockup

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

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reincarnated worm...

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'Hamlet'

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'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.' mockup

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

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"Why bother?"

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Chiller Theatre

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Pastorius wonders why.

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"I shop, therefore I am."

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"Needs to get a life"

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Existential Explorers Gifts Collection

Existential Explorers Mugs

Discover mugs that spark philosophical conversations and celebrate the curious mind—perfect for existential explorers with a sense of humor.

Existential Explorers Pillows

Find pillows that inspire deep thoughts and add a creative touch to any space, perfect for the introspective soul.

Existential Explorers Prints

Browse prints that celebrate curiosity and exploration—beautiful decor for any existential explorer’s home or office.

Existential Explorers T-Shirts

Explore T-shirts designed for the thoughtful and curious—ideal for those who love pondering life's mysteries in style.