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'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

"Oh, darn, and just as I was beginning to take charge of my life."

'The burden I can bear, but the constant rotation makes me dizzy.'

"In existential philosophical news, today's surge in somethingness offset yesterday's decline in nothingness...."

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

'So, I told him, 'Reality is for people who can't handle drugs'.'

"Have you considered laughing into the abyss?"

"I think you've got the wrong person - I'm an atheist."

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'I think therefore I'm a man in a cow suit!'

Directional sign: beyond redemption, beneath contempt.

Some owls aren't content just knowing who.

'Why am I so depressed? Because I'm so enlightened, that's why!'

"Do you ever get the feeling that we live in a world where...where...?"

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Existential Dreidel

Boomers Are Outta Here

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"What is this endless series of meaningless experiences trying to teach me?"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Hamlet'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

reincarnated worm...

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

Chiller Theatre

"Why bother?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.