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"Give up on things getting better ye who enter here."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

The experienced backpacker.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Chiller Theatre

"Why bother?"

Pastorius wonders why.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Needs to get a life"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Zenemies.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Extreme Sisyphus

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Life after death"

"Is this who I am?"