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'If there is an unlimited supply of something, it tends to be under appreciated. Perhaps one advantage of mortality is that it makes our time finite and, therefore, gives it value. . . Hey! I think I'll poop on this guy's head.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Why bother?"

Use your imagination.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Zenemies.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Extreme Sisyphus

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Life after death"

"Nihilistic customer service"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"Has it ever occurred to you just to say, 'Hey, I quit. I don't want to be a part of the food chain anymore'?"

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

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