Existential Enthusiasts Gifts

'If there is an unlimited supply of something, it tends to be under appreciated. Perhaps one advantage of mortality is that it makes our time finite and, therefore, gives it value. . . Hey! I think I'll poop on this guy's head.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Use your imagination.

"Why bother?"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Zenemies.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Extreme Sisyphus

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Life after death"

"Nihilistic customer service"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"Has it ever occurred to you just to say, 'Hey, I quit. I don't want to be a part of the food chain anymore'?"

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

Life and Death