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"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'Oh my God! It's the woman of my dreams.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"Fresh pepper?"

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"You there - shoo!"

Mixed Nuts

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

Louis Antoine Jullien

"Come at me, Bro!"

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'I bet you think you have known interesting people before, not like me. I am truly fascinating.'

You are what you collect.

"New York is a place of free spirits."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

'If there is an unlimited supply of something, it tends to be under appreciated. Perhaps one advantage of mortality is that it makes our time finite and, therefore, gives it value. . . Hey! I think I'll poop on this guy's head.'

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

Gustav Klimt

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."