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"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

Elton John

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

'I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!'

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Mixed Nuts

Louis Antoine Jullien

Flatware Follies.

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Come at me, Bro!"

The absurd artist

You are what you collect.

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"New York is a place of free spirits."

Gustav Klimt

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

'I'd like you to meet my wife... She's a rugged individual.'

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

Al, I'm pleased that you followed my advice and took up a hobby, but … howling at the moon?