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'Oh, do you do Sumo?'

'Do we have to go? This is the best parking space I've ever gotten. . . if we leave, someone else will get it, and I won't have it anymore.'

"Well Groves, I've spent my entire fortune trying to convince the world that lamposts lay eggs and I'm not 100% sure it was worth it."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"Come at me, Bro!"

"The last one was clearly incompatible - she didn't think a shelled walnut resembled a human brain."

"I'm just one of those I-made-my-bundle-and-I'm-just-dropping-out-for-a-while hermits."

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

'No more steam roller spotting for you,Henry Huggins!'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

Use your imagination.

"Sure, Doc. You can keep my old floss for your collection..."

"For Pete's sake, Bob, can't you just hang that thing on the wall like every other hunter?!"

"He never fit in, so this is how he wanted to be remembered."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Fresh pepper?"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Imagine

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"Who are These People?"

'I know, but he's a genius.'

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"