Eccentric Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'Oh, do you do Sumo?'

'Do we have to go? This is the best parking space I've ever gotten. . . if we leave, someone else will get it, and I won't have it anymore.'

"Well Groves, I've spent my entire fortune trying to convince the world that lamposts lay eggs and I'm not 100% sure it was worth it."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"Come at me, Bro!"

"The last one was clearly incompatible - she didn't think a shelled walnut resembled a human brain."

"I'm just one of those I-made-my-bundle-and-I'm-just-dropping-out-for-a-while hermits."

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

'No more steam roller spotting for you,Henry Huggins!'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

Use your imagination.

"Sure, Doc. You can keep my old floss for your collection..."

"For Pete's sake, Bob, can't you just hang that thing on the wall like every other hunter?!"

The only thing "odd" about this book is the fact that everything in it seems perfectly natural to me. Odd Facts. ?

"He never fit in, so this is how he wanted to be remembered."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Fresh pepper?"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Imagine

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

"Who are These People?"

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."