Eccentricity Enthusiast Gifts

Now there's something you don't see every day.

"My exact words were 'may I paint you in the nude.'"

"...And that's my cousin James. He was raised by a family of gophers."

"When your mother starts usin electric eels to boil the jug it's time to consider alternative arrangements."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"Fresh pepper?"

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Louis Antoine Jullien

Mixed Nuts

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

"Come at me, Bro!"

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

Gustav Klimt

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

You are what you collect.

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"New York is a place of free spirits."

Off the wall financial adviser.

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

"She was a good turtle."

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."