Eccentricity Aficionado Gifts

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Great British Eccentrics.

"Fresh pepper?"

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Mixed Nuts

Louis Antoine Jullien

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

"Come at me, Bro!"

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

The absurd artist

You are what you collect.

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

Gustav Klimt

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

"She was a good turtle."

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

Mosey sign on crossing.

"It seems like only yesterday we were kids coming down here to look at the characters."