Eccentricity Aficionado Gifts

Howard Hughes estate sale.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Great British Eccentrics.

"Fresh pepper?"

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

Elton John

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Louis Antoine Jullien

Mixed Nuts

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

The absurd artist

"Come at me, Bro!"

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

Gustav Klimt

You are what you collect.

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

"She was a good turtle."

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

Al, I'm pleased that you followed my advice and took up a hobby, but … howling at the moon?

Mosey sign on crossing.