Eccentric Style Aficionado Gifts

"You're really quite mad."

Sir Winston Churchill

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Great British Eccentrics.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

The Hooligan.

Crocodile Shoes

The Phyllis Diller Collection

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Ass-less Chaps

"Come at me, Bro!"

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

The absurd artist

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

'Thanks for coming in . ..now I can finish that ankle bracelet I'm working on.'

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

Sinking Ship Tattoo

Wanting to get into the novelty business, Gerald started off small with his 'Beard of Bee.'

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

Steampunk