Eccentric Style Enthusiast Gifts

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

Sir Winston Churchill

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Great British Eccentrics.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

The Hooligan.

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Crocodile Shoes

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Elton John

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

Ass-less Chaps

"Come at me, Bro!"

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

'Thanks for coming in . ..now I can finish that ankle bracelet I'm working on.'

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

Steampunk

Wanting to get into the novelty business, Gerald started off small with his 'Beard of Bee.'

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

Sinking Ship Tattoo

Mosey sign on crossing.

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."