Eccentric Fashion Fan Gifts

Crocodile Shoes

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Sir Winston Churchill

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Great British Eccentrics.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

The Hooligan.

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Come at me, Bro!"

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Ass-less Chaps

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

Steampunk

Wanting to get into the novelty business, Gerald started off small with his 'Beard of Bee.'

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'

"Norman's an influencer."

'Outré!'

"He never fit in, so this is how he wanted to be remembered."

"For Pete's sake, Bob, can't you just hang that thing on the wall like every other hunter?!"