Eccentric Fashionista Gifts

Sir Winston Churchill

Ass-less Chaps

'Outré!'

'The time has come, Donald...your mother should go for the hidden support.'

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

Steampunk

Great British Eccentrics.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Wow, you look sexy today."

The Hooligan.

Australian punk

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Crocodile Shoes

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

Sketchy Neighborhood

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"I was innocent but the jury thought I looked really guilty."

Wanting to get into the novelty business, Gerald started off small with his 'Beard of Bee.'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'

This year we all got beards!

"Why would a gorgeous young thing like you wanna look fifty, darling?"

"Norman's an influencer."

"Ouwth! Bid my toug"

'Classless Reunion'

'Can You Describe It?'