Eccentric Fashionistas Gifts

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Sir Winston Churchill

Great British Eccentrics.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Besties Photo

"Wow, you look sexy today."

The Hooligan.

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Crocodile Shoes

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

We have skule clothes.

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

Ass-less Chaps

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

Wanting to get into the novelty business, Gerald started off small with his 'Beard of Bee.'

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

Steampunk

'I can still fit into my wedding dress 15 years later!'

Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

"It seems like only yesterday we were kids coming down here to look at the characters."

This year we all got beards!

'Outré!'