Eccentric Fashionistas T-Shirts

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Sir Winston Churchill

Great British Eccentrics.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Besties Photo

"Wow, you look sexy today."

The Hooligan.

Elton John

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Crocodile Shoes

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

"Derek has re-invented himself."

We have skule clothes.

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"That outfit is a nasty mix of stripes and patterns."

Ass-less Chaps

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

Not Uggs. Puggs.

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

Wanting to get into the novelty business, Gerald started off small with his 'Beard of Bee.'

'I can still fit into my wedding dress 15 years later!'

Steampunk

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

'Really? You're a fashion designer for hospital gowns? What a fascinating career!'

Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'

"It seems like only yesterday we were kids coming down here to look at the characters."

'Outré!'