Eccentric Style Lover Gifts

'Can You Describe It?'

Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

This year we all got beards!

Sir Winston Churchill

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Great British Eccentrics.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Elton John

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Crocodile Shoes

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

The Hooligan.

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

Ass-less Chaps

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Come at me, Bro!"

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

'Thanks for coming in . ..now I can finish that ankle bracelet I'm working on.'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

Sinking Ship Tattoo

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."