Eccentric Stylist Gifts

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Sir Winston Churchill

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Great British Eccentrics.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

The Dandy

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Crocodile Shoes

Elton John

The Hooligan.

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'It's from my strange-but-not-as-strange-as-I-am-now period.'

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

Ass-less Chaps

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

Fashionista

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

Sketchy Neighborhood

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

If you keep sitting on your paintings, you're going to become an impressionist!