Eccentric Style Seeker Gifts

Wanting to get into the novelty business, Gerald started off small with his 'Beard of Bee.'

Sir Winston Churchill

Great British Eccentrics.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

The Hooligan.

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Crocodile Shoes

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

Ass-less Chaps

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

Hairnet for your tortoise? Certainly, sir, what size and colour?

Steampunk

'Surely we can settle this like Civilized People!'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'

This year we all got beards!

'Outré!'

"Norman's an influencer."

"I love this town!"

Crop Circle Haircut.

'Classless Reunion'

'Can You Describe It?'

A Daring Low Slung Profile and this Seasons Freshest Prints...

'The time has come, Donald...your mother should go for the hidden support.'

Digby Ripple - The man who loved buttons