Eccentric Fashion Gifts

'Classless Reunion'

Sir Winston Churchill

Great British Eccentrics.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Crocodile Shoes

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

The Phyllis Diller Collection

The Hooligan.

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'It's from my strange-but-not-as-strange-as-I-am-now period.'

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Ass-less Chaps

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

Sketchy Neighborhood

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

Steampunk

Wanting to get into the novelty business, Gerald started off small with his 'Beard of Bee.'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'

This year we all got beards!

'Outré!'

"Norman's an influencer."

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

"Why would a gorgeous young thing like you wanna look fifty, darling?"

'Can You Describe It?'

'The time has come, Donald...your mother should go for the hidden support.'