Eccentric Designer Gifts

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Sir Winston Churchill

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Great British Eccentrics.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

The Hooligan.

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

Elton John

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'It's from my strange-but-not-as-strange-as-I-am-now period.'

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

Lighting a Pipe

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

The Haroplane

Ass-less Chaps

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

If you keep sitting on your paintings, you're going to become an impressionist!