Eccentric Designer Mugs

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Sir Winston Churchill

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Great British Eccentrics.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

The Hooligan.

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'It's from my strange-but-not-as-strange-as-I-am-now period.'

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

The Haroplane

Ass-less Chaps

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

Lighting a Pipe

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

You are what you collect.

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."