Eccentric Innovator Mugs

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'Don't you ever knock?'

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

A mad scientist.

'I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!'

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

Problem solving centre.

'Melissa tried to make a word processor by putting the dictionary in the blender - so now we're off to buy a laptop!'

Tom Waits.

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

The Haroplane

Lighting a Pipe

"Ok, here he comes, remember the story, I've had a bad asthma attack..."

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

Sketchy Neighborhood

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

What Newton didn't see

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'Welcome to the Crazy Dreamer Department.'

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

'Mix 1lb of greed with 2oz of corruption, fold in a sprinkle of ignorance then put on the shelf...'

'The chicken manure didn't work out, so now Luftkopf is working on an automobile engine that runs on earwax.'

Silhouettes