Eccentric Engineer Mugs

Lighting a Pipe

Silhouettes

The Haroplane

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Use your imagination.

Imagine

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

Air Dentistry

"Who are These People?"

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

A mad scientist.

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

Problem solving centre.

'To hell with the rules.'

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

"Come at me, Bro!"

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'Y'know, Henderson, that's exactly the sort of thing that makes people of you as a loose cannon.'

Man talking to a tree.

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'