Eccentric Engineer Pillows

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

Lighting a Pipe

Silhouettes

The Haroplane

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Imagine

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

Air Dentistry

"Who are These People?"

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

A mad scientist.

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

Problem solving centre.

'To hell with the rules.'

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

"Come at me, Bro!"

Man talking to a tree.

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."