Eccentric Visionary Pillows

'Welcome to the Crazy Dreamer Department.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Imagine

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"Who are These People?"

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

"You there - shoo!"

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

Adam with big leaf "In your dreams"

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

'To hell with the rules.'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."