Eccentric Inventor Pillows

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

'The chicken manure didn't work out, so now Luftkopf is working on an automobile engine that runs on earwax.'

'It's some reporter from 'News of the Weird'.'

"Young Frankenstein"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Use your imagination.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Sport Utility Boot.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Computerized Dollhouse.

'Don't you ever knock?'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

World's cheapest car

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'It keeps me sane!'

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

'I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!'

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

How to Rise with the Sun

Bagging the Chipmunk

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"