Eccentric Invention Admirer Pillows

'I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Sport Utility Boot.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

The original paperless office

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

Evolution.

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

Congratulations Strike Over!

The Invention of the Wheel

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"According to your resume, you've done nothing of any real significance since inventing the wheel."

Game In A Can.

Janet always was ahead of the curve...she outsourced herself.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Old and new technologies