Quirky Invention Enthusiast Pillows

The Sunbathing Wheel

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Corn-Presser for Crushing the Enemy's Boot

Sport Utility Boot.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

Fishing for Birds

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

World's cheapest car

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'It keeps me sane!'

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

How to Rise with the Sun

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Bagging the Chipmunk

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

'Your two o'clock cheeseseeking missle is here.'

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)