Quirky Inventor Lover Pillows

'Yes, it's called a bed. You lie on it and I tie you down.'

John Logie Baird - The inventor of Teddy

"Young Frankenstein"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Sport Utility Boot.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"He's an abstract artist."

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

World's cheapest car

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

'It keeps me sane!'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Air Footer

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

How to Rise with the Sun

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

Bagging the Chipmunk

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?

Lighting a Pipe

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

"I Love your enthusiasm George, but I don't think the public is ready for festive headstones!"

The Haroplane