Lover Of Quirky Inventions Pillows

Suggestion box with two slots like a toaster, labeled "Suggestions (and toast)."

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

Clam Spearing

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

Air Footer

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Man patents device, combination of beer automat and urinal

John Logie Baird - The inventor of Teddy

Mayhem, Inc. Part 35

Soup on a stick

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

Absurd flying machine

Absurd snow clearing machine

"If I could go back and change things, I would, but they shutdown my lab and seized my time machine."

Portable Pedestrian Crossings

'I've created a new bug electrocuter, but the down side is it takes a lot of time to say their little insect heads.'

Absurd multi-propulsion vehicle

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

The Next Big Thing#2

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

Needle Toilet.

Delayed Action Bomb Machine

''Tis a poor thing, but mine own.'

The Sunbathing Wheel

Joe Bob Edison, standing next to his greatest invention.

'I'm getting old and find it hard to zap prey, so, I've bought myself a taser...'

Giant Mosquito Screen Door.

Automatic Egg Rationer

Trader captured by own toys