Lover Of Quirky Inventions T-Shirts

Suggestion box with two slots like a toaster, labeled "Suggestions (and toast)."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

Clam Spearing

Air Footer

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

John Logie Baird - The inventor of Teddy

Man patents device, combination of beer automat and urinal

Soup on a stick

Absurd flying machine

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

Absurd multi-propulsion vehicle

Absurd snow clearing machine

Portable Pedestrian Crossings

"If I could go back and change things, I would, but they shutdown my lab and seized my time machine."

'I've created a new bug electrocuter, but the down side is it takes a lot of time to say their little insect heads.'

The Next Big Thing#2

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

Delayed Action Bomb Machine

Needle Toilet.

''Tis a poor thing, but mine own.'

The Sunbathing Wheel

Joe Bob Edison, standing next to his greatest invention.

'I'm getting old and find it hard to zap prey, so, I've bought myself a taser...'

Giant Mosquito Screen Door.

Automatic Egg Rationer

Velcro Paws.

Silhouettes