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"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Clam Spearing

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

"Please ... let me get a new hair dryer!"

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

'Wait a minute, if this is a stair lift then where's the stairs?'

'I tell you it's a winner!The widscreen wiper that cuts up parking tickets!'

Suggestion box with two slots like a toaster, labeled "Suggestions (and toast)."

Alien Computers.

'I should get this remote control looked at.'

ECO razor

'Bucky, you can't make a power cord out of a fork.'

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

Witch with sat nav

'Mister Bagley is here with his redesigned electronic tag, minister.'