Fan Of Quirky Gadgets Prints

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Clam Spearing

Wanting to bond quickly with her new cat, Heather got herself an artificial cat-licker.

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

iPhone Senior

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

Twitter's not enough. Personal news tickers are the next big thing.

"Please ... let me get a new hair dryer!"

'Wait a minute, if this is a stair lift then where's the stairs?'

For those important occasions when he had to look his best, Barry made sure to wear his anti-dandruff fan.

With more and more graduates defaulting on college loans, many loan companies have hired undercover hecklers!

It has the capabilities of a smartphone. I call it the "iPatch"!

'Hello Cynthia, it's me...I thought I'd phone for a natter, Gerald's fallen asleep in front of the TV...trying to program the video.'

'Bucky, you can't make a power cord out of a fork.'

'I should get this remote control looked at.'

Alien Computers.

Suggestion box with two slots like a toaster, labeled "Suggestions (and toast)."

"How is the new hearing aid?"

'I tell you it's a winner!The widscreen wiper that cuts up parking tickets!'