Quirky Gadget Lovers T-Shirts

Brushing Hair with Machinery

Environmentally Friendly Tools: Blow Torches fueled by Boy Scouts and their Camp Fires.

Haircuts

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

Clam Spearing

Baby cries into a cellphone.

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

"...and if I press this button..."

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

Scan And Repair

"You tell me where you hid the remote and I'll tell you where I hid your phone."