Quirky Gadget Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Man with headphone attach to fish, the fish is the new I-cod.

Haircuts

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

Baby cries into a cellphone.

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Clam Spearing

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

Crystal Ball Plug

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"You exercise with your phone?"

TV Repair 101.

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

"...and if I press this button..."

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.