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Garden Centre mowers

Man with a barometer in his mouth.

'...the...civil service does not feel able to use your stamp and envelope licking device...'

Before settling on knives, the Swiss army tried lots of things... like this banana with tweezers and a corkscrew.

'Bucky, you can't make a power cord out of a fork.'

'Go ahead you can use that.'

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

Book Worm

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"We'd like to run a few tests on you to work the kinks out of it."

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

Telephone Box

Tea and Sugar Rationing

TV Repair 101.

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

"...and if I press this button..."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

"Higher...to the right. Ahhh...that's nice!"

"Please ... let me get a new hair dryer!"

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.