Quirky Gadget Enthusiast Mugs

Garden Centre mowers

Burt rarely went on a first date without his cellulite detector,

Man with a barometer in his mouth.

'...the...civil service does not feel able to use your stamp and envelope licking device...'

Before settling on knives, the Swiss army tried lots of things... like this banana with tweezers and a corkscrew.

'Bucky, you can't make a power cord out of a fork.'

'Go ahead you can use that.'

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

Book Worm

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"We'd like to run a few tests on you to work the kinks out of it."

Wanting to bond quickly with her new cat, Heather got herself an artificial cat-licker.

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Telephone Box

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

TV Repair 101.

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

"...and if I press this button..."

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

For those important occasions when he had to look his best, Barry made sure to wear his anti-dandruff fan.

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."